"Last night, I was in a swimming pool with Zuko from Avatar: the Last Airbender and he showed me how to firebend underwater. I asked him how, and he gave me a burrito. I ate the burrito and suddenly I could do what he could. He kissed me and I fainted. When I woke up in the dream, I was in my closet laying under a few old balloons. Zuko came and said he was sorry. He said that he'd never let me eat another burrito again. Then I woke up."
-Anonymous
